Play Her Off, Keyboard Cat

Wow, what a couple of weeks. First the Jon & Kate thing explodes all over the place and before I can process that we have Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson dying and then before we can catch our breath and enjoy a nice, long holiday weekend, Gov. Sarah Palin decides this would be the perfect week to announce she’s leaving office.

Talk about your Friday news dumps.

Bill Kristol, dean emeritus of the Conservative Clown College, hits the trifecta of stupidity by musing:

It’s an enormous gamble - but it could be a shrewd one.

After all, she’s freeing herself from the duties of the governorship. Now she can do her book, give speeches, travel the country and the world, campaign for others, meet people, get more educated on the issues - and without being criticized for neglecting her duties in Alaska.

Uh, yeah. Okay honey, here’s a lolly, now go outside and play while the grownups talk.

Folks whose heads aren’t up their asses are following rumors that a criminal indictment is pending related to a scandal over a company called Spenard Building Supplies. Stay tuned.

Meanwhile, I got a good laugh over this “it’s always good news for Republicans” quote from Mary Matalin:

Ms. Matalin joked that despite her own initial inside-the-Beltway reaction of surprise, shoppers at her local WalMart in the Shenandoah would be whooping “hoo-rahs” because of Ms. Palin’s continued popularity among conservative voters.

Uh yeah, conservatives love it when their Republican governors resign from office. Indeed, conservative voters in California and South Carolina eagerly anticipate the resignation of their states’ Republican governors. It’s how they show their love for their state! Now Mary, go outside and play with little Billy. The grown-ups have some talking to do.

There’s been a lot of silly parsing of Sarah Palin’s resignation speech, reading between the lines and whatnot. Please. Sarah Palin is not deep, that’s what people like about her. What you see is what you get.

Her resignation speech was hastily thrown together and her delivery was shaky, not the polished performance we’re accustomed to seeing from her. Her voice shook, she stumbled over her words, and she was at times drowned out by quacking waterfowl (I at first thought it was bleating goats); perhaps a better location could not be secured at the last minute. And she even botched the “retreat” quote attribution. It wasn’t Gen. MacArthur. It was Major General Oliver Prince Smith. I know, I’ve never heard of him either.

So despite her claim that “this decision has been in the works for awhile,” I ain’t buying it. The decision not to run for re-election may have been a foregone conclusion, but the decision to resign was clearly a last-minute one.

While some speculate she’s clearing her calendar for a 2012 run, I don’t know how you can hear this and not think something is up:

These Troops and their important missions – those are truly the worthy causes in this world and should be the public priority with time and resources and not this local / superficial wasteful political bloodsport.

Sounds like one of her many ethics complaints is about to send everything crashing down around her to me. Sarah Palin is the patron saint of political victimhood, and of course she will write off any indictments to political vendettas and “bloodsport.” The poor thing, the evil liberals hate her, you see, and she’s done nothing wrong, just been a maverick, and beautiful, and a woman who winks.

Alrighty, then. Play her off, Keyboard Cat:

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Feel Good Independence Day

Happy 4th of July!  I’m excited for the Hot Chicken Festival in East Nashville later on today (which I’ve never been to) and the fireworks downtown later on.In the meantime, here’s Martina singing about some real independence:

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Now she ’s done it, now I have to go nuclear!

It’s been a race between me and Mabel’s campaign manager to see who could out-Possum the other one. She started with The Race is On, I came back with a medley of The Grand Tour followed by Walk Through This World With Me, and thought that settled it.N…

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Innocent Blogging Fun

Hey Cracker, let’s do it.

If I could own a red suit of that caliber, I would die a happy woman. A flat top would not suit me at all though.

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Memphis Needs a Boring Mayor

After 18 years of intrigue at City Hall the time is right for someone boring to take the reigns. Who that person is, is still to be decided, but whomever it is must be willing to take a back seat personally, to the issues surrounding the city in an effort to bring economic opportunity, [...]

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Profit Over Wellness

A little birdy dropped this fine piece of testimony in my lap overnight. In it, former CIGNA executive Wendell Potter describes just how important profit is over care in the current healthcare system in the US. From the testimony:
The average family doesn’t understand how Wall Street’s dictates determine whether they will be offered [...]

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Newscoma’s right - it’s a Possum kind of day!

She started it with The Race Is On, now we reply with George’s masterpiece The Grand Tour, followed by Walk through This World with Me…

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Feel Good Friday W/No Show Jones

Feeling all Possumy today.

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What’s The Point?

The whole Willie Herenton saga continues to be interesting as I sit on the outside looking in. Steve Ross has a post on the soap opera that Herenton is currently starring in and I think he’s spot on with his analysis.
I haven’t written about Herenton’s primary challenge, or any of the on goings here in [...]

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Feel Good Friday – Talking Heads via Kermit

Last week I posted a version of Fever with Rita Morena and Animal. This week you get Once in a Lifetime as sung by Kermit. Found via Joshua Neff.

Posted in Events & Observances

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ContrAltoDelete brings us a completely appropriate FGF choice

In memory of the late great MJ, this could also apply to a certain city administrator who lives in Southwest Memphis.

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Me and Mary

This is just a reminder that I’m going to be yakking with Mary on Liberadio this morning at 9.
In the meantime, I will be nervously peeing and trying to figure out where I can plug my phone in and talk so that I don’t run out of juice in the middle of things.
Listen at 9 [...]

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Feel Good Friday–the Just Listen to Kathy Tyson Edition

Folks, if Kathy tells you to listen to a song, just listen to it, and then buy the album. I did that with Hombre Lobo by Eels and I am not regretting it.  I hope these will embed, but if they don’t, you should still click through and watch.
First, “Prizefighter,” which, if you don’t wiggle [...]

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FGF- Dedicated To…Well, You Know Who You Are

H/T:  Rock Solid

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Ooops! Our Bad!

Did any major media outlets pull themselves away from feasting on the Michael Jackson/Mark Sanford corpses long enough to mention this?

The documents also confirm previous reports that Saddam falsely allowed the world to believe Iraq had weapons of mass destruction - the main U.S. rationale behind the war - because he feared revealing his weakness to Iran, the hostile neighbor he considered a bigger threat than the U.S.

Whoopsie daisy! Turns out we didn’t need to wage that war after all. Gosh I hate it when that happens! Oh well! Sorry for all the dead civilians and dead soldiers and, you know, trillions of dollars in debt!

You know, the public record is full to overflowing with Dick Cheney, Paul Wolfowitz, Doug Feith, John Bolton and the rest of the neocons telling us why it was imperative we take out the threat that was Saddam Hussein. None of these assclowns have ever been held accountable for this disaster; instead, they are still getting columns in national newspapers and quoted as “experts” on cable news.

So, in honor of July Fourth, I ask the mainstream media to say: no more.

Please, for the good of the nation, for the love of all that is holy, let these people slink quietly away from the public stage and back into their holes. Unless, of course, you’re covering their trials.

Every single one of them lacks any shred of credibility. Therefore, any media outlet that quotes them, publishes their columns, or puts them on the air lacks credibility, too. This is an undeniable fact, and frankly I’m sick of the national media acting as if nothing happened. As if the corrupt neocon cabal didn’t lead us into a costly, immoral war that killed thousands of Americans and over a hundred thousand Iraqis. Move along, nothing to see here.

I don’t ever want to see another column by any one of these idiots in any newspaper. And yes that means you, Washington Post, not exactly a bastion of credibility yourself these days: no more op-eds from John Bolton telling us we need to attack Iran or ZOMG we’re all gonna dieeee!! Clearly he’s a crackpot. Please quit giving him ink. It’s like trotting the crazy uncle out to the town square so everyone can laugh and point. It’s really not a very nice thing to do.

No more Dick Cheney on the TV, please. Again, another psychodoodle crackpot, who profited handsomely from the war he forced on the country that was completely unnecessary. He should not be regarded as an expert in anything save unspeakable evil. Time was, we put people like that in jail. Nowadays it’s all, “bygones!”

Wolf Blitzer and the rest of you idiots at CNN, when will you learn that Paul Wolfowitz is not a credible source? I don’t see you calling up people like Cindy Sheehan and asking her opinion on the situation in Iran. Why would you ask Wolfowitz? He has been wrong about everything! Why are voices for war so much more compelling to you than voices for peace? You are as complicit in the war machine as the neocon shills.

Is this some massive mainstream media CYA-ing in an effort to cover for the way they helped march America into an unnecessary war? You think we don’t notice these things?

And yet you have the nerve to wonder why your circulation is faltering, your ratings are dropping, your listenership is down. You think the internet is the problem? Er, no. Not even close.

It is absolutely inconceivable to me that the architects of the Iraq war will never have their accountability moment. It’s like everyone hopes we can just move on. Well, no. That just won’t work. We can’t pretend this didn’t happen. It is immoral to pretend it didn’t happen. America needs her accountability moment. America needs reconciliation, and this will not happen without confession. If, as the right wingers always tell us, we are a “Christian nation” then we should confess our sins.

Something for you tea baggers to think about.

God bless America? Not until we first ask God to forgive America.

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FGF - a lazy summer song

In the spirit of  taking a nice leisurely opportunity to do absolutely nothing, especially since it’s a holiday weekend, here’s some inspiration from Otis Redding, Sittin’ on the Dock of the Bay. Otis was a driver /valet/singer r Johnny Jenkins and the Pinetoppers when he was “discovered.” (Johnny couldn’t drive.) During some leftover time at a Jenkins recording session [...]

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Not a Deal Maker

In his ”Exit Interview” Mayor Herenton says he’s “not a deal maker”. Of course, he also said a lot of other things, and you can read them here.
I wonder if Mayor Herenton understands the office he is seeking? Surely the Mayor knows that as 1 of 435 in the US House, he will [...]

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Are you a Grizzlies fan?

You may not want to be after you read this guest post at 3 Shades of Blue talking about where the Grizz are as a franchise.Here’s the money shot:So Heisley isn’t spending big money. He is spending the minimum money he is required to spend and rather…

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WaPo Hilarity Ensues

You wacky kids and your ethernets. You sure are fast:

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The Greatest Country & Western Song, EVER

No! Don’t even start to fight with me, because I am so right.  What does it have going for it? 1. It’s awesome. 2. It’s about drinking. 3. It’s about a disgruntled woman. 4. It’s by a Frizzell. 5. “Just as long as you keep tipping, I’ll laugh until you’re broke” is surely one of [...]

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Aunt B. @ July 4, 2009

I just don’t have any words for this….

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It appears that future Hall of Famer Steve McNair, in my opinion the best quarterback to play for any football team in Tennessee, pro or college, was murdered in his condo in downtown Nashville along with an unidentified woman. The details are still sketchy, and it may be a while before we know the details, but this is very sad and very tragic.

He had more guts than any player I've ever seen, and he was a leader in Nashville on AND off the field, very involved in his community. He fought being underrated from the time he starred at Alcorn State, where he SHOULD have won the Heisman Trophy. He was underrated as a pro, but but the Oilers (and then Titans) on his back, and he carried them to within a yard of the Lombardi Trophy.

I agree with GoldnI; The Titans should immediately retire #9, as there will never be another. His family and friend are in my thoughts and prayers, and I hope they are in yours as well. Rest in Peace, Steve, you were the best.

It's going to be a very quiet 4th tonight at my house.

LeftWingCracker @ July 4, 2009

R.I.P. Steve McNair

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Damn, I'm ready for everyone to stop dying already!  First Farrah, then MJ, and now Air McNair?

When the Titans came here in 1997, all the focus was on Eddie George.  But McNair came into his own over the next few years and consistently got better as a player even after Eddie hit his peak.  He helped give the team an identity here when they were still considered "the ex-Oilers."  There wasn't one play I remember him for, because there were just too many.  Even when he wasn't playing at his best, when he was injured or not throwing as many passes, he still carried the whole team on his back.  He may not have been like Peyton Manning or Tom Brady in that he had a ton of long, graceful passes, but he always got the job done.  And even when he went to Baltimore in 2005, I think everyone still considered him to be "ours."

And that's to say nothing of his community involvement.  He was trying so hard to revive the neighborhood in which he was shot.

I went and found my old #9 jersey in the back of my closest after hearing the news.  I'm going to wear it downtown to the fireworks tonight and I hope everyone who has a #9 jersey will do the same.

By the way, Bud Adams, Mike Reinfeldt, Jeff Fisher--Retire the #9 jersey.  It's time.  The reason why no one on the roster wears #9 or #27 right now is presumably because y'all were planning on retiring the numbers at some point anyway.  I remember two years ago when Michael Griffin wanted to wear #27 when coming onto the team, since that had been his number in college, but was refused.  But it's time now to retire #9.  The first Titans home game is on September 20, do it then to kick off the season.


GoldnI @ July 4, 2009

Fireworks

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We live nestled between three large stands of hills, the row out the front door, the row over back, and the cluster to the north. In effect, we live in a little bowl.

When I got home last night, the across the street neighbors were setting off fireworks.

The dog didn’t like it, but I thought it was one of the most beautiful things I’d ever heard.  The sound would pop up and then you could hear it bouncing around over heard off of the hills, the noise lingering on until the next firework went up.

America when will you be angelic?
When will you take off your clothes?
When will you look at yourself through the grave?
When will you be worthy of your million Trotskyites?
America why are your libraries full of tears?
America when will you send your eggs to India?
I’m sick of your insane demands.
When can I go into the supermarket and buy what I need with my good looks?
America after all it is you and I who are perfect not the next world.
Your machinery is too much for me.
You made me want to be a saint.
There must be some other way to settle this argument.

Aunt B. @ July 4, 2009

Kingston’s Going to Smoke the Ash Spill Today

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Wouldn't holding an Independence Day roman candle to your face be a quicker form of death than rafting and swimming through TVA's spilled arsenic, mercury, and selenium? Roane County is also farming their ash spill out to other less fortunate communities for their own future holiday fun. TVA's Christmas gift just keeps on giving during any holiday.

S-townMike @ July 4, 2009

What I Learned In The News This Week

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There is so much here that I just can hardly stand myself.

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Let’s recap:

  • Mark Sanford is about the douchiest guy that I’ve seen in a long time. His wife, however, was pretty cool by telling him to “Suck It” even though she says she believes in forgiveness. That whole soul mate thing was ridiculous and I’ll even go as far as saying that his little governor had no idea that being a hypocrite can get you in a world of trouble despite those pesky words he said in his campaign ad. Yet, dude isn’t going to resign.
  • HOWEVER, Sarah Palin will.  I’m not going to throw her on a pyre here but I will say that I’m not getting it, her press conference was brain cell reducing and let’s not forget that members of the McCain team threw a very weird, oddly-timed curve ball this week. Why did they bring up the train wreck aspect now of her role in the election last year? I don’t know but most folks I know like the underdog role, but not the roll of a leader quitting. There has to be more to this than meets the eye.
  • I don’t want to speak ill of the dead but let’s face it, Michael Jackson was a very rich junkie. I am suffering Michael Jackson Death Fatigue.  Can I get medication to treat that because Lord knows Jackson had doctors hopping him on goof balls every fifteen minutes. In other news, I had no idea that Jackson had a kid named Blanket.
  • Al Franken is now a Senator. This might be fun to watch.
  • This grosses me out more than I can say in words. The Washington Post needs it’s butt kicked and that’s all I have to say on that.
  • North Korea. We get it. You are firing missiles on Independence Day. Again.

Oh, there was more. The news this week was a good old fashioned bus plunge.

newscoma @ July 4, 2009

There Can Only Be One

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The alpha wars between the dogs in the house hit a holy battle yesterday as each dog decided that there could only be one. If they had opposable thumbs and swords, we would be cleaning up more of a mess than we already have.

Let’s look at what we have here:

One very old, cranky dog that the bro-in-law loves is named Jura and is as big as a mobile home. Jura is all dog and weighs in about 80 lbs. If you have ever seen Timothy Treadwell and Grizzly Man, than you have seen her mouth which reminds me of a bear’s. Needless to say due to her size and her crankiness level, the Jehovah’s Witness folks do not stop by and leave pamphlets. Alas, no one at Chez Coma will not make the 144,000 person cut as Jura thinks that everyone should die that she doesn’t know or that we don’t introduce her to. If she likes you though, she’s pretty much a big teddy bear. At this moment she doesn’t like …

Pinks: Her new sometimes friend but on July 3rd, her arch nemesis.  The formerly pregnant now fixed dog that howls like a bloodhound, has some pit bull in her and who is generally a happy-go-lucky canine apparently thinks that Jura’s role as Billy Bad must end. She is filled with tons of energy that Jura finds annoying. Squirrel Queen and I were tossing dogs and pulling them apart faster than you can say “Sham Wow.” Yesterday, the fight for Alpha happened in earnest all day. I was even on the phone with Vibinc at one point and had to tell him I’d call him back when the blood started flying.

It was like Shark Week without the sharks.

Mabel, of course, tried to maintain peace by sleeping on the back of the couch and ignoring the bloodshed mired in sweet dreams of a recent endorsement for her candidacy for governor.

The Dog Whisperer would so take these dogs into foster care.

So, the fight for Alpha continues. I’m putting my money right now on the grand dame of Jura but one never knows in these situations.

Mabel refuses to make an endorsement of who should lead, because as you know, she has loftier things to think about.

newscoma @ July 4, 2009